Happy Effing Birthday Cat Card — Funny Birthday Greeting, Blank Inside, 5.5x4.25, Sarcastic Cat in Party Hat

$5.00
Say it like you mean it!

This “Happy Fucking Birthday” card features a grumpy-but-celebratory cat wearing a party hat — the perfect mix of sass, humor, and heartfelt chaos. Whether you’re sending it to your best friend, sibling, or anyone who appreciates a little attitude with their confetti, this card delivers the message loud and clear.

Card Details:
Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inches (A2)
Printed on heavyweight matte cardstock
Blank inside for your own message
Comes with an envelope
Designed, illustrated and created by Pat Owoc

Perfect For:
Friends with a dark sense of humor
Cat lovers who love swearing
Birthdays that call for more honesty than glitter

Please Note:
This listing is for a physical card that’s blank inside.
Each one is printed with care and shipped flat in protective packaging.
Say it like you mean it!

This “Happy Fucking Birthday” card features a grumpy-but-celebratory cat wearing a party hat — the perfect mix of sass, humor, and heartfelt chaos. Whether you’re sending it to your best friend, sibling, or anyone who appreciates a little attitude with their confetti, this card delivers the message loud and clear.

Card Details:
Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inches (A2)
Printed on heavyweight matte cardstock
Blank inside for your own message
Comes with an envelope
Designed, illustrated and created by Pat Owoc

Perfect For:
Friends with a dark sense of humor
Cat lovers who love swearing
Birthdays that call for more honesty than glitter

Please Note:
This listing is for a physical card that’s blank inside.
Each one is printed with care and shipped flat in protective packaging.