In Cow Years, You’re Dead Birthday Card — Funny Dark Humor Greeting, Cow Illustration, Blank Inside, 5.5x4.25

$5.00
Moo-ve over, sentimental birthday cards — this one tells it like it is.

The “In Cow Years, You’re Dead” card features a perfectly unimpressed cow delivering the ultimate age-related roast. Equal parts funny and fatalistic, it’s the perfect birthday card for friends with a dark sense of humor (and maybe a love of cows).

Card Details:
Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inches (A2)
Printed on heavyweight matte cardstock
Blank inside for your own message
Comes with an envelope
Designed, illustrated and created by Pat Owoc

Perfect For:
Friends who love dark humor or farm puns
Birthdays that call for brutal honesty
Cow lovers with a morbid streak
Anyone who’s aging gracefully…ish

Please Note:
This listing is for a physical card that’s blank inside.
Each one is printed with care and shipped flat in protective packaging.
Moo-ve over, sentimental birthday cards — this one tells it like it is.

The “In Cow Years, You’re Dead” card features a perfectly unimpressed cow delivering the ultimate age-related roast. Equal parts funny and fatalistic, it’s the perfect birthday card for friends with a dark sense of humor (and maybe a love of cows).

Card Details:
Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inches (A2)
Printed on heavyweight matte cardstock
Blank inside for your own message
Comes with an envelope
Designed, illustrated and created by Pat Owoc

Perfect For:
Friends who love dark humor or farm puns
Birthdays that call for brutal honesty
Cow lovers with a morbid streak
Anyone who’s aging gracefully…ish

Please Note:
This listing is for a physical card that’s blank inside.
Each one is printed with care and shipped flat in protective packaging.