Oh God, You’re Old Birthday Card — Funny Cake Illustration, Dark Humor Greeting Card, Blank Inside, 5.5x4.25

$5.00
When the candles are a fire hazard and the cake knows it.

This “Oh God, You’re Old” birthday card features a wide-eyed, slightly panicked cake surrounded by too many burning candles — a hilariously honest take on getting older. Perfect for friends with a good sense of humor (and maybe a mild existential crisis).

Card Details:
Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inches (A2)
Printed on heavyweight matte cardstock
Blank inside for your own message
Comes with an envelope
Designed, illustrated and created by Pat Owoc

Perfect For:
Birthdays that deserve laughter more than sincerity
Friends, siblings, or coworkers who love dark humor
Anyone who’s a little too familiar with fire-safety-age jokes

Please Note:
This listing is for a physical card that’s blank inside.
Each one is printed with care and shipped flat in protective packaging.
When the candles are a fire hazard and the cake knows it.

This “Oh God, You’re Old” birthday card features a wide-eyed, slightly panicked cake surrounded by too many burning candles — a hilariously honest take on getting older. Perfect for friends with a good sense of humor (and maybe a mild existential crisis).

Card Details:
Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inches (A2)
Printed on heavyweight matte cardstock
Blank inside for your own message
Comes with an envelope
Designed, illustrated and created by Pat Owoc

Perfect For:
Birthdays that deserve laughter more than sincerity
Friends, siblings, or coworkers who love dark humor
Anyone who’s a little too familiar with fire-safety-age jokes

Please Note:
This listing is for a physical card that’s blank inside.
Each one is printed with care and shipped flat in protective packaging.