Best Valentine’s Sex Ever – Praying Mantis Card

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A bold, darkly funny Valentine’s Day design featuring a female praying mantis eating her partner’s head with the cheeky phrase “Best Valentine’s sex ever.” Perfect for anyone who loves weird biology, absurd humor, and love that doesn’t follow the rules.

Details

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

  • Blank inside for your message

  • Printed on thick matte cardstock

  • Includes brown kraft envelope

  • Packaged in a clear protective sleeve

  • Illustrated and designed by PO

Great for:

  • Couples with a sense of humor

  • Dark or absurd Valentine’s Day cards

  • Fans of weird nature facts

These cards are original designs, created independently and not found in big box stores — made to feel personal, weird, and memorable.

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A bold, darkly funny Valentine’s Day design featuring a female praying mantis eating her partner’s head with the cheeky phrase “Best Valentine’s sex ever.” Perfect for anyone who loves weird biology, absurd humor, and love that doesn’t follow the rules.

Details

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

  • Blank inside for your message

  • Printed on thick matte cardstock

  • Includes brown kraft envelope

  • Packaged in a clear protective sleeve

  • Illustrated and designed by PO

Great for:

  • Couples with a sense of humor

  • Dark or absurd Valentine’s Day cards

  • Fans of weird nature facts

These cards are original designs, created independently and not found in big box stores — made to feel personal, weird, and memorable.